2008年12月25日 星期四

聖誕快樂!

班舊生都算有我心,尋晚平安夜都搵埋我 BBQ ... 地點: 某學生於西貢屋企既天台。

大部份生性既學生都已經搵到工,或正努力搵工中 ... 祝努力的你們得到應有的回報! For those spoiled kids, if u wanna die no one's gonna stop u! :P

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用相機最長焦距可以影到間教會,好有聖誕氣氛!

2008年12月22日 星期一

坪洲行!

成日見我既朋友都知我嚮坪洲教過小學,雖然只有幾個月時間,但我好嚮往果段日子。後來因小學被列入無良政府既「殺校名單」,我都隨之而離開坪洲。數數手指,已經五年幾無入坪洲。

放假有乜好做? 起床後發覺天色唔錯,又有d掛住坪洲,所以缺定上島行行! MSN 見到個同樣喜愛大自然既閒友,於是兩人一齊坪洲行,等佢幫我影相都好! :P

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校園內樹木已經好耐無人打理

學校正門

有美麗的沙灘,有浪漫的情景
(損友小丙竟然話個男人周圍睇水,
驚被老婆發現佢拖住二奶)

島上似是貓貓狗狗的天堂
好靚女呀!!!

島上有一坐山 - 手指山

某士多外的「樽山」

已荒廢多年的坪洲戲院
換來是新簇的市政大樓

天開始黑,又係時候講 byebye!

2008年12月19日 星期五

學校旅行完畢

學校旅行都係咁,無乜特別,d 野食更加不知所謂,搵樣熱野食下都無,離x晒譜!!! (於是一眾學生及另外兩位老師,尋晚一落船就搵熱野食,要sure係熱野,非打邊爐莫屬!)

溫泉酒店其實係別墅,好好好大,剩係個洗手間已經大個我成間 apartment!
By the way, 團中有位西人,原來係老闆既partner,應該係大學既人,夜晚都傾生意 ......

影左好多無聊相,有興趣睇睇: 相片link

2008年12月16日 星期二

明天學校旅行 ...

又係去中山,又係浸溫泉,又係食乳鴿,又係跟永安 ... 老細,多謝你!!!!!!

I've always wondered why the school doesn't choose some local spots like 北潭涌度假營, which allows those hyper-energetic kids to expend some energy doing sports all day long for 2 days. Well, it's always hard to understand unreasonable people, aka bosses.

Time to pack some.

2008年12月13日 星期六

students complaining ... and with reasons!

My evening students complained to me tonight. About the school. About how it mismanaged the class schedule.

Background: My class meets every Wednesday night. That means Dec 17, 24, and 31 would be class time. School put those dates on the schedule.

A few days ago, the school officials were having a meeting about a reschedule of the evening classes because some evening students requested to have 24 and 31 nights off. A decision was made: No evening classes on 17 because day school would have a Christmas trip to China, and no evening classes on 24 and 31 due to strong requests from students. My class was the minority. An 8-student class, at least 5 wanted to have classes on 24 and 31 (those 5 were present in this week's lecture). I voiced out my students' request to the school yesterday.

Boss (暗暗尋尋): 八個學生 ...? 好啦,好啦,阿sir,我地會 contact 下其他同學,遲下通知你啦! 阿sir,你24、31上到堂嗎?
Sir (寸爆地): 我當然上到啦,你俾我個 schedule 有24、31,我當然係 ok 先應承教啦! 我係預左上堂架! 無諗住放假架!
Boss: ................. ok ok ............................. 咁我盡快 confirm 你啦 ... 唔該 ...

結果: 學校話「大半班」同學 24、31 都唔 ok,所以會無班,呢科順延 3 個禮拜 ... 有乜可能 ... 大 ... 半 ... 班 ...???

呢個世界,經常都懲罰守規矩既人,難怪 train 到 d 香港人咁x樣! (怒火中燒)
A school that offers management courses mismanages. I feel bad for my students!

2008年12月11日 星期四

超大班!

剛剛教完夜校,返到屋企。今晚特別累,因為夜校班竟然有54人,黐孖筋! 真係教到嘴都變形! (我諗人數上又破左紀錄。老闆,你好野 ...)

另外,今日同一位同事創左個新 term: do re mi ... 意指同一日直踩上午、下午及夜晚 ...

係時候沖個靚涼 ... 十粒鐘後又返工,life is tough!

2008年12月9日 星期二

good question!

A new fellow lecturer of mine asked me today, "Why doesn't the school schedule the school trip AFTER the exam? Now that the exam is scheduled after the school trip then the Christmas and New Year holiday, I think more students are going to funk the exams."

Good question!

As a conspiracy theorist, I responded to my colleague, "You know, if the exam is scheduled before the holiday, then the school trip would need to be rescheduled CLOSER to the holiday, which means higher price. And our dear boss is here for the sole purpose of profit maximization."

My colleague was speechless. I guess my answer beats his question.

2008年12月6日 星期六

打邊爐 with 新學生

新學年僅個半月,但新生熟得很快,經常相約玩樂。已約我幾次但我沒有出席,學生盛意「拳拳到肉」,於是出席一下他們的gathering,今次是火鍋,地點為TST新港中心-稻香。一行13人,前排紅衣者不是本人學生。後生仔女果然無乜manner,食完餐火鍋我都唔知條友咩名,係乜水既朋友;作為成熟的成人,我最後當然也問了他高姓大名。當晚也是其中兩位學生的生辰。

2008年11月30日 星期日

金彩海鮮酒家 last day

乳豬好好味!

There's nothing special about this restaurant: My family loves to have dinner here. Food is reasonably priced, tastes good. It's located in TST East, a place where my family loves to be in.

Now this restaurant is history. Before it was closed tonight, my WHOLE family had dinner there. For the very last time. The boss said the landlord raised the rent a lot, and he decided to happily close down the crap.

It could be a smart choice!



影低作留念

好難食咩?


鬧完佢,佢立即做出呢個動作,過癮!

2008年11月24日 星期一

Mid-term exam upcoming

This coming week is the mid-term exam week. Last week I was busy setting exam questions, and this week I'll be busy grading.

Yes, I do love the teaching part of my job, but grading really really sucks!

2008年11月15日 星期六

有書檯喇! 有書檯喇!

2008年11月9日 星期日

企一晚,為乜?

I guess the moral standard of today's HK kids is really on the down trend. An ex-student who has been bothering me by SMS just emailed me, saying, "hmm ... i slept with a guy i met at a disco last week. i wonder how i should handle this crap coz now i'm now having 2 men." (我翻譯得太文雅 :P)

A 20-year-old chick doing this ... sigh ... Looking back when I was still 20, I was still like 一飯, knowing nothing about relationships.

人,進步了,還是退步了?

2008年11月3日 星期一

台灣,我來了!

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2008年10月29日 星期三

買了書檯

十月三十日會同朋友去台北玩4日,所以今日特意買書檯,免得返黎先買,等太耐先送貨。

2008年10月26日 星期日

「舊」學生仔女踩單車

I could tell this! If they planned a BBQ BEFORE the exam, how on earth would they not plan another event AFTER the exam? Biking was all fun, but it was also tiring. After all, I'm about 15 years older than these kids are.

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2008年10月21日 星期二

students questioned me

I'm teaching 3 classes this year, 2 subjects, totalling 5 courses. Out of the 3 classes, 2 are old students: they studied here last year for the prep diploma. These 2 classes were resided on the 2/F last year, which is a newly renovated floor with brand new equipment such as new computers, projecters, and A/Cs. They all enjoyed it last year.

This year they are "promoted" to the 4/F, which is the oldest floor of the school. So my students had these questions: Why the computers suck here? Why the projecters suck here? Why everything sucks here?

My conspiracy prevails every time I encounter this. I told my students, "You all were the new customers here last year. Smart businessmen give their best to the new customers to lure them to stay. Once they decided to stay and PAID, the smart businessmen would then give the OLD customers what they actually deserve, which means 4/F to you all."

Again, my students are loving what I said. I try to act like the 長毛 at school. That makes them love and hate me.

2008年10月17日 星期五

泰林結業???


泰林結業,比小弟某些學生能夠「成功結業」,驚訝豈只十倍! 泰林結業的消息,有點似當年同學仔跟我說「尤德死了」一樣,教人難以置信! 泰林結業,不如 Lehman Brothers 結業來得驚嚇,更難比上 911 的荷里活大片製作的哄動,但泰林的離去,讓人有一點點的心酸。


六十二年,日子不短了。成長階段,都有泰林陪伴,媽媽家中較舊的電器,如 WestingHouse 雪櫃,都是從泰林買回來的。早兩三個月在籌備搬屋事宜,也有到泰林 window shop 電器。


銀行關水喉,中小企結業潮恐怕來臨在即 ... 唉 ...

2008年10月14日 星期二

明天,開學了 ...

人,為甚麼要打工? 因本人堅信一蟹不如一蟹,工作環境只有一年差過一年 ...... let's see what this year gives!

2008年10月13日 星期一

病態朋友回歸,齊訪深圳書城

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美友回港,遇著小弟未開學,於是北望神州,昂步仰首往少年宮書城。

因兩人不好滾不好骨,極少北上,小弟惟有花時間上網找尋前往目的地之方法。羅湖東鐵站與當地的地鐵站幾是相連的,對身為現任及過氣美燦的我們也算友善。當地的單程票不是「票」,是一個 plastic token,用法像香港的八達通,但出閘時卻是把「膠銀」丟在出閘機內,感覺有趣也兒戲!

經過約30分鐘的地鐵車程,終到達目的地 - 少年宮站,書城也就近在咫尺。書城內有Pizza乞、老千拉麵等熟悉且無良的食肆,也有一些名不經傳的「地道」餐館。經多番思量後,我們決定益老千拉麵,可見餐館質素之高。

匆匆的老千餐過後,第一站是音樂、電影部,CD, VCD, DVD 滿目皆是,但我們似未熱身,故未有出手。「城」內還有轉攻大專生的書局 (我逗留了很久哩) 和為藝術家、攝影師而設的書海。眼花了!

結果買了四本大學教科書及一本攝影書,三百人仔有找!

有時間定必走訪其他深圳書城,很抵哩!

小插曲: 城內有免費「自助」 locker,用者按掣拿票,隨即有 locker 門打開;票上有 locker number 及條碼,用者取行李時只需往 scan 條碼,locker 門立時打開,蠻聰明! 但小弟樣衰,拿行裝時 scanner 讀不到條碼,小弟惟有獻醜,致電服務台大講普通話,難忘也!

註: 城內頗多保安,不宜拍照。

2008年10月12日 星期日

窗簾、間房簾、按摩椅、寬頻連接 ... 到

see! 書檯都未有啊!


2008年10月3日 星期五

舊家具+新傢俬 ... 到

新電視櫃,很喜歡它的簡約
已急不及待連上電腦! 倒真沒法沒有電腦地生活!
存倉個半月的舊家具、雜物
雪櫃、鞋櫃也歸位了
噢! 一號風球啊!

2008年10月2日 星期四

2007-08 年度畢業禮 暨 開學禮 = 粥

What a joke! The ceremony was like a TVB award presentation. The main objective was to let the new comers know how "well" the school treated the graduates by presenting as many "recognition certificates" as possible, including the "Best Student Award" to a chick student who RARELY showed up in class. I once confronted my boss about this student's attendance record, and my boss told me that the student was living in Macau and it was hard for her to find a place to live in HK (blah blah blah), so that the school was being very considerable by giving her an exception on attendance requirements.

I shouldn't have shown up ... NUFF SAID!

2008年10月1日 星期三

國慶有乜好做?

朝早同 Michael, Chris 等打籃球,下晝同靚女、El哥唱K!

男的唱得投入,女的很深情! :D


2008年9月22日 星期一

考試前的BBQ

學生仔女的「時間觀念」總教人摸不著頭腦。十月頭便考試,九月尾搞BBQ ... 無論如何,有得同後生玩,我都盡量出席。這只是幾班中的其中一班。

七號仔係我,眾女係學生!

前排白衣者係學校職員,其他都係學生!

2008年9月21日 星期日

阿媽牛一 七十大壽

上一代由國內來港的女性總喜歡「報大數」。小弟母親實情未足七張,但她的身份證說是,身為子女的我們惟有就範,搞搞七十大壽,宴請親朋戚友。

只恐偉大的母親「真正」踏入七張時,她又要求搞多次 ...

荷包,情況危殆爾 ... 噢! 還有老竇大人 ... 因他「報細數」 ......
(今天櫥櫃才到,單也埋了,現在荷包傷上加傷!)

櫥櫃到!

早一日櫥櫃已經到場,等師傅聽日黎裝 ... 好緊張!

朝早十一點開始裝,夜晚七點幾先搞掂 ... 黐線!
好彩都算裝得幾ok ...

2008年9月15日 星期一

雷曼 ... 玩完!

嘩! 好少朝早寫blog ... 起床後例牌開電視「聽」新聞;還以為人未醒,「雷曼破產」聲不絕於耳 ... "What the f**k!?" 我大聲在問新聞報導員 ...

Holy cow! 158 years is nothing all of a sudden! I'm glad I sold most of my stocks before I bought the new apartment.

Time to fly back to work now ...

2008年9月14日 星期日

中秋晚飯@home

睇我既身形就知我有個廚師級既阿媽 ...
中秋大節,豐富晚餐唔少得!

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八個dish一個soup ... 勁! 辛苦晒你啦,媽媽!


附上中秋月光一個

2008年9月6日 星期六

撤離汀九

六點前就要 check out,有點唔捨得 ... 舒服日子過得好快 ... 新屋未搞點,代表我要返媽家住一個禮拜 ... oh my ... !!!

Good bye Bay Bridge!

2008年9月4日 星期四

hey! HK kids, what the xxxx is going on?

A student, 20, came to me right after class and started quite an OPEN discussion with me in front of the classmates:

學生 (高聲地): Sir, 有無興趣一齊返大陸玩玩?
Sir (冷淡地): 玩乜?
學生 (猶疑地): hmm ... 我同 firm (學生係 CPA firm part-timer) 既同事去大陸玩 ...
Sir (不耐煩地): 咁即係玩乜?
學生: 嘻嘻 ... 都係玩男人玩既野啦 ...
Sir (汗顏): 我唔興玩呢 d 野 ...

I dunno what u think ... I shared it with one of my colleagues (male) and both of us were amazed by the fact that the student discussed it with me so OPENLY, that he was shameless in discussing such a topic so OPENLY with his TEACHER. I have some thoughts:

  1. I personally think if one loves to mess around that's his/her own matter to mind. If he/she tries to pass this on to me, no damned way!
  2. Should I refine the way I present myself in class? Maybe I'm behaving like I love messing around? hmmm ...
  3. What the heck is in the mind of today's kids?
  4. Did he really MEAN it?

2008年8月31日 星期日

姪仔又駕到 ... 爺孫樂

例牌到泳池玩玩 ... 姪仔話個大池太深,所以今日轉戰個 spa 池 ......
圖中的伯伯是小弟的父親,姪仔之爺爺也!