students questioned me

I'm teaching 3 classes this year, 2 subjects, totalling 5 courses. Out of the 3 classes, 2 are old students: they studied here last year for the prep diploma. These 2 classes were resided on the 2/F last year, which is a newly renovated floor with brand new equipment such as new computers, projecters, and A/Cs. They all enjoyed it last year.

This year they are "promoted" to the 4/F, which is the oldest floor of the school. So my students had these questions: Why the computers suck here? Why the projecters suck here? Why everything sucks here?

My conspiracy prevails every time I encounter this. I told my students, "You all were the new customers here last year. Smart businessmen give their best to the new customers to lure them to stay. Once they decided to stay and PAID, the smart businessmen would then give the OLD customers what they actually deserve, which means 4/F to you all."

Again, my students are loving what I said. I try to act like the 長毛 at school. That makes them love and hate me.