2008年6月27日 星期五

開始想炒老細 ......

Things seem to have changed so dramatically in the past 2 weeks. First, there was the mic incident that i blogged a week ago. Then, there is THIS.

I was in the midst of a break. A no-name joe came in and asked me to meet with the boss. I said i was in the middle of a class. He said, "Oh! But she wants to see you."

OK! Whatever!

My boss and i sat down, all calm. She took out a GRADED exam paper. Yes, it had been graded by me. Yes, it was a FAILED paper. And yes, i recognized the student's name on the paper. That was the student who emailed me and complained "why did i fail this easy subject?" And, finally, yes, without my boss saying a word, i knew the student's complaint had reached the ears of my dear boss.

老細:「阿 sir,點解呢個學生答得咁詳細,但你俾得咁低分?」

Sir (裝作有禮地,抑壓著心中的xyz):「xx,請問學校有無搵人 check 卷? 呢次已經係我第四次 review 呢份卷,之前三次我都同同事講,維持原判! xx,如果詳細睇下份卷既答案,你就知點解答左都無分! 因為呢位同學答非所問! 舉例,我問 disadvantage,佢答 advantage,請問點俾到分佢?」

老細 (扮晒誠懇地):「明白! 其實今次係好例外,個學生喊晒口同我地投訴,話無理由唔及格,所以我地先搵你 review 咁多次! 一係咁啦,阿 sir,你嚮份考試卷度加簽,等學生知道我地係認真對待分數,免得佢 fail 得唔眼閉!」

Sir:「加簽無問題! 我個問題係,若果一班40個學生,有一半作出同樣投訴,係咪代表作為老師既我,要 review 二十份卷4次? 我認為呢個做法對老師太唔公平! 亦太唔 efficient!」

老細:「阿sir,我地知道我地有學生嚮網上寫關於我地學校既野,我地見呢位學生咁激,所以先叫你 review 咁多次! 今次只係例外!」

Sir:「xx,你咁講我咁聽囉,不過我個問題你依然無回答! 坦白講,學校既行政,我作為老師唔會過問,剛才我只係講出我既意見! 我既立場係,學校唔應該對學生過份友善,fail 左投訴就要老師們 review 考試卷,久而久之,佢地每次 fail 都會投訴。況且,以我所知,學生 review 考卷係要俾錢學校,最終分數有改動先至會退款! 既然有咁既機制,點解仲有呢個例外? Hmmm ... 唔好意思,我班學生已經放完 break,係時候上堂!」

老細:「...... !」

Businesspeople running an education institute ... you see the situation. Marketing says it's customer-orientation. Yes, students are customers to these business-education-people! So sad! Hopeless education in HK ... sighhhhhh!

2008年6月25日 星期三

八號風球,全日放假

風神襲港,掛八號風球,果然好叉大風!

雖然十一點十五分已經改發三好風球,教署依然宣佈全日停學,全世界學生老師都開心,除左我 ... 因為無論如何,我都要教足咁多個鐘,即係要遲 d 補課!

2008年6月21日 星期六

公園一角

星期五係兵乓球日,但朋友預早話會遲到,所以我拎埋部相機去公園影下野!

下晝五點幾都耍拳?

唔好意思,開槓一索!

天好藍啊!

佢一定係捉蟲捉都成嘴都係泥 ...

公園內有顏色鮮艷既花花

花花特寫

偉大的大陸品牌廁紙!

今日買左廁紙 ... 平時用開果隻無貨,所以試下同胞既產品 ... 潔柔嚮香港算非常出名 ...

赫然發現包裝上有 d 非常科學既單位 (mN ... 應該係 Physics 堂教過) ... 可能我少見多怪,我不嬲都唔知廁紙包裝上有呢類數據,失覺晒!

另外,除左書有 international edition 之外,原來 ... 廁紙都有架!!!

2008年6月20日 星期五

太陽伯伯再現!

嘩! 已經有個幾禮拜無見過太陽伯伯。

今朝早起* (7:00 am),適逢伯伯出現,所以影幾張留念下!

* 點解我咁早起? 呢兩個禮拜我養成左個習慣,就係比平時早兩個鍾起身睇歐洲國家杯! 睇 live 要捱到 5:00 am,好辛苦,但放工先睇又知道晒賽果 (d 死仔飽實講) ... 點算? 所以我早 d 起身,睇完 on-demand 先返工! 非常 good!

我家向東,可望見日出
我家亦向西,可望見日落 ... 嘩! 久違了的藍天

早兩日仲係咁 ...... 幾恐怖

2008年6月19日 星期四

teaching Economics = crap (mad contents)

Man, i've gotta complain this time, or i'll explode!

I'm teaching an Economics class every Thursday night. A record high of 45 students registered for the course; therefore, even the loud me needs to use a mic.

Last Thursday, i complained to the boss about the malfunctioning mic. The boss, as a businesswoman, politely agreed to have someone to take a look into the problem. "Oh! Sorry! This is a very serious problem considering you are having 45 students," she said sincerely.

So a week has gone. Tonight the mic STILL had problems - even worst than last week - it would go mute at one time while super loud at another, with echo (the hell!). I was quite furious in class since i'd been hindered by this problem during the day class as well, so i ceased the class and went ask the reception what the f was going on with the mic. You know what ... there was NO ONE AT THE RECEPTION DESK. And i could do nothing but continued the class YELLING WITHOUT a mic while being faced with 45 students. Mind you ... they were not exactly the quiet type ...

I'm pretty sure i'll blow up the whole freaking school tomorrow by scolding whoever who agreed to take a "careful look into the mic problem." Be it the receptionist or the boss. I'm losing my job for that ... yeah! So what! I'm a stubborn mid-aged. If i keep working at such an educational insitute (so-called), hurting my voice while teaching without a mic, getting no respect whatsoever, i'd rather quit this one and get a $7,000 job with respect.

So much about offering Economics and Management courses in school ... my @$$!

F all businessmen who run educational institutes! Their homes deserve to be earthquaked!!!

My throat still in pain now ......

2008年6月16日 星期一

匯豐 ... 無左啦! hahaha!

嘩! 諗住上 aastocks.com 睇下今日個市點啦,點知發現香港已經無左匯豐控股呢隻股票 ......

當然只係個網站出現故障,但係都值得記錄低 ...

2008年6月12日 星期四

DONE DEAL!

Yes, i finally paid the first deposit tonight. Things went smoothly. The young, pretty chick ex-owner agreed to hand over the apartment to me a little earlier for repair purpose. Nice chick!

Until her mom came, that is ......

Her mom overthrew what her daughter had said, which means i'll be forced to find a place to settle my furniture here in my current apartment. Darn troublesome mom!

Anyway, the deal is done. At least i have a place to live on my own.

2008年6月11日 星期三

搵屋 ... 搵屋 ... 搵屋 ... 搵到?

After a 1-month search of apartment, finally tonite i had an oral agreement with the prop agent on an apartment deal. The first deposit will be paid tomorrow nite. Hopefully nothing crappy will happen between tonite and tomorrow nite ......

Fingers cross ...

2008年6月10日 星期二

香港股 JOY!

已經有近半年無買股票,原因有二。一,教書實在好困身,無可能一路教一路睇住個市 (雖然我識 d 阿 sir 有咁做,實在無言 ......)。二,個市近半年無乜方向,好難玩!

但我今日終於買左小小,因為終於有大跌市! 已經有三個月無跌過千點,身為小股民既我,點可以唔拿幾千蚊出黎湊下熱鬧?

但 ...... 讓我在此忠告,投資也好,投機也好,一定要做功課同有 discipline ...... 無謂搵命搏! 賭大細不如去澳門 ...

2008年6月8日 星期日

冷氣巨響

今朝訓到九點幾鐘,突然聽到冷氣機發出巨響,嚇到成個人醒晒,於是望下乜事,點知 ...

原來有兩隻雀 (鴿) 企響我個冷氣機同簷篷之間清潔。我見兩位朋友無意離開,所以影低佢地,作為到此一遊既留念! (佢地逗留左起碼十分鐘)

右邊隻鴿比較活躍,左邊果隻我仲以為佢有病 (好驚!)
左邊果隻仲係唔多郁
終於郁啦! 原來佢無事!
「強烈」清潔中
望下周圍情況,預備鬆人
左邊隻「疑似」病鴿走左先
右邊隻頭拎拎,可能搵緊佢個 partner 既蹤影
以佢眼睛既結構,佢應該可以頭向前而仍然望到後面既景物
走曬! 小心身體呀!!!

2008年6月5日 星期四

S100FS 夜影

當晚響阿媽度食完粽行返自己屋企途中,響西洋菜北街影左幾幅夜景玩下,心知影夜景無腳架係死路一條,不過我始終好好奇部機手持夜景有乜效果,所以點都要試試 (雖然當時已 23:30)!

(點圖放大)

街燈好黃好有feel
呢幅係用中心曝光,我當時其實企響對面街
討厭既 Benz 跑 (後)
討厭既 Benz 跑 (前)
西洋菜北街都有三幾間酒吧
夜闌人靜大埔道
講真,當時我都唔知有人望鏡頭 ...個人好喜歡呢幅 (曝光長既效果)呢幅個對焦點係紅色人仔

2008年6月4日 星期三

今晚有阿媽包既粽食!

阿媽年年都話死都唔包粽,好辛苦咁話,但結果年年都包,真有心!

在下阿媽
粽與怪獸
嘩! 隻怪獸食成隻粽!?!?
真係好好味架!

2008年6月2日 星期一

唔做戲真浪費!!!

熟我既貧友都知我頂唔順小貧友,呢個亦都係我搬離屋企自己住既原因之一。自從阿媽三年幾前應承我細佬湊佢個仔之後,我就一直搵樓搬! (當然,我現已搬走左近兩年)

以前一星期對住個姪五甚至六日,好難頂,想做下野都俾佢嘈親;而家就一星期食兩三次飯,好得多!

星期日晚佢無端端返左黎 (平時呢隻怪獸係 weekday 先出現),於是我 suggest 出街食飯,費事阿媽又要湊孫又要煮飯。結果去左太子鳳城,d 野幾好味,值得推介。我帶埋部相機睇下有無野影,點知酒樓好黑,又無乜裝修 (實力派酒樓,無裝修,只靠食物質素),所以只影人 (影人要用 ISO 1600,因室內太暗)。

以下係用相機捕捉隻怪獸既幾個表情,呢隻野唔做戲真係浪費 (我相信好多細路都係咁,表情多多!)


唔洗勸我,可見將來內我都會有細路-phobia.